You booze, you lose. And you know, for me, it isn’t a successful night until I’ve bawled my eyes out. And I don’t care who sees.
Customer, 26, female

Girl 1: You’re still talking crap? I have two words for you, Nathan: get a life.
Girl 2: That’s three words…

Woman: ‘You’re doing the Polar Plunge?!’
Barista: ‘Oh, of course! We’ve been doing it for three years now!’
Woman: ‘I would never pay money to jump in ice-cold water. Forget charity!’
Barista: ‘Oh, c’mon! It’s the perfect way to wake up for spring! I think of it as my spring revival!’
Barista, 20-something, gay

I’m just like, girl, sit on my FACE.
Barista, 22, male, quirky

That guy needs to take his shell necklace back to 1995, where it belongs.
Barista, 29, female

Between me, you, and the coffee, he’s a little full of himself.
Barista, 20-something, gay

I’m gonna take a sledgehammer to your face!
Barista, 22, male

You keep loving, and I’ll keep loving, and we’ll both keep loving Jesus. OK?
Some evangelical fool